'Kay, this is amazing. It is FANTASTICAL. No one I know will fully understand it or get the full hilarity of it, but dear god, so much win.

In other awesome-things news, there is a song that comes on AOL Music (my default provider when Yahoo!Music's been used up for the month) that I have heard twice. The first time I was awed and blah blah blah pretty much just refer to the last entry, except with different emotions.

It's sort of a really pretty, really creepy song about a guy who has explored this girl's entire psyche with the intent of Fixing Her, in the best co-dependently romantic traditions, and now he seems to be using this "Haven't I been the most strong, understanding, caring, and basically perfect man you've ever met?" thing to coerce her into something. Like maybe further levels of co-dependency, although "shouldn't you wake to my dawn?" might be more literal than metaphor.

Also: usually I keep commercials muted, but there's a beer commercial that I'll un-mute just because I love the background music. The two songs I've just mentioned don't sound anything alike, and I love the first much more than the second, so these would be two completely unrelated thoughts if both songs weren't by the same guy.

I'm still convinced there's been some kind of mistake, actually.